**READ THE PROFILE OR I WILL NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ADD YOU. GOT IT?**


How do those bunny sayings go? "I'll be nicer when you become smarter"? Yeah. I'm usually a nice if not pleasent and funny person to talk to in private. People assume since its sex, all manners, respect, smarts and reading comprehension go out the door- and you wonder why you can't get laid or other. Protip: Cruise the forums, since I'm there most of the time. 

Contact me if:
You like lists
Your thoughts are deeper than a kiddie pool
You know the difference between 'adult community' and 'sex site'
You're no stranger to late nights
Your music collection is diverse and bigger than your...ego
Cats are your masters
You're a sucker for cynical, awkward, buxom fat girls in specs
You think Capt. Jack should return to Doctor Who
You were that kid who skipped class to go the library
You think Stoicism is cool
You think at least 70% of the people on here are retarded and desperate
You think memes are funny and you don't give a fuck
You actually know your way around a woman's body and don't need to brag
You think being neurotic is endearing
You know religion is the root of all evil(except maybe eastern religions)
You can rock a vest, shirt, tie and pair of jeans like no one's business
Watching orchestras give you goosepimples(or maybe that's just me)



~If I don't add you don't take it personal. Out of all of my friends list I probably talk to 2, maybe 3 people- so I'd rather keep my numbers low. Besides, some men would rather fake reading my profile just to think they have a shot at me, but I do know the difference and false sincerity I'm no fan of. Another thing is the mistakeness I get a lot. I don't add the people I add because I want to sleep with them (i.e couples, women). I am straight, those people I made friends with and they add me or I added them.  Even with the men- I added them or them me because we thought either was cool. It'd merely become coincidental if I wanted to have sex with them. Not to say I dont like the pix, vids, or meeting-up etc but most don't find what they're looking for and give up because they dont get to know a person before fucking. This is mere common sense: Know who you're talking to, be it online or in elsewhere.