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"A compliment is like a kiss through a veil"
Victor Hugo (1802-1885)
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| Views: | 45589 |
| Age: | 27 |
| Gender: | Female |
| Orientation: | Bi |
| Dating Status: | Single |
| Country: | Netherlands |
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| Zip: | 1096 |
| Job: | University |
| Religion: | Atheist |
| Star sign: | Aquarius |
| Smoke: | No |
| Drink: | Socially |
| Profile rating: | 8.90 |
| Town: | amsterdam |
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| Member since: | 04/05/2010, 3:28 pm |
| Last Login: | 02/09/2012, 7:39 pm |
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NATURALGIRL Nomen Est Omen My AdultSpace URL: http://users.adultspace.com/naturalgirl/
ABOUT ME
My page used to look cooler than a popsicle addicted penguin with frostbite, but then AS switched to the VIP system and took away html. Their changes screwed up my layout and my precious little cyberspace haven looked like a middle eastern marketplace right after a suicide bombing. Bye bye awesome pictures. Sayonara kick-ass profile.
Back to basics it is then.
I’m naturalgirl, single mom, 26 years old and I’m from The Netherlands.
My initials are SW but friends usually call me NG.
I joined this place to meet new people and you’ll usually find me hanging out @ the forums. I’m not here to date so don’t bother. Not impressed by massive cocks, excessive bling, bad boys, slang and gigantic male egos either. If there’s no spark on my side I’ll probably ignore you. Don’t take it personal. I don't owe you anything. I’m not here for your entertainment.
Please make sure you have something interesting to say or don’t bother saying anything at all. If you’re gonna add me as a friend: send me a message before you hit the add button or you’ll be bound to spend time in adultspace purgatory until you do.
If you have time to add me and browse my pics then you also have time to drop me a line first.
If you can’t be bothered to talk or at least introduce yourself I can’t be bothered to accept your request.
I aint kidding.
Friendcollectors are as welcome as a burning jumbo jet on the roof of my house. In other words: move along if random names is what you’re after. Be gone, scram, beat it. I’m not here to help you make it to the “adultspace hall of fame”
To me this place is like a naughty social network. Facebook with titties.
However, conversation is a personal numero uno and I prefer quality over quantity, whether you like it or not.
I don’t mind showing my private pics if you’re a decent person and I certainly won’t mind looking at yours if you’re a hottie, but to me life is more than just sex, even when I’m spending time in this virtual Sodom.
And yes: I have standards.
No means no. Not being a stuck up bitch or anything... I'm just not shallow and desperate.
I’m willing to show you my goodies but I have to know who you are first.
Call me a prude but I usually don’t flash random strangers and I really don’t see why things would be different here. The only stranger who gets to see my face and my private parts at the same time is my gynaecologist.
I have quite a lot of pics in my private section and most of them were taken by my fuckbuddy who also happens to be my best friend. He loves to take pics whenever we play. At first I actually used to select them carefully a but as of late I can’t be bothered anymore so I pretty much upload every pic he takes, which means you guys have more crap to look at. Oh, btw: try to steal any of them and your ass is grass, capiche?
I’m a redhead so do us all a favor and don’t add me if those aren’t your type.
It’s like watching the silence of the lambs when you’re turned off by cannibalistic psychiatrists and lesbian actresses portraying FBI agents named after a small to medium sized bird.
I’m very much allergic to ignorance, bigotry, rudeness, slang and trolling.
If you wear your pillowcase as a hat, think that being gay is a disease or a choice, throw around the N-word as if it were confetti and believe that women belong in the kitchen whenever they’re not busy giving birth: feel free to glue your tiny scrotum to a satellite right before launch and don’t forget to wave from outer space.
If you fail to read this profile there will be no add. And also:
*Please be older than 21*
I’m not here to discriminate but I work with youngsters professionally. Adding 18yr old horndogs would feel bizarre.
I encourage youthfull enthousiasm as much as the next person, but not in that particular context.
*Please be younger than 45*
I already have an older gentleman in my life and I call him ‘dad’. One is more than enough, trust me. I’m usually not attracted to older men sexually, but if you want to talk that’s just fine. And if you have a beard and live on the north pole: thanks a lot for those wonderful earmuffs, assclown.
*Please be verified*
I know the internet is like one big halloween party where you can be who you want to be, but as far as this adultspace thing goes I need you to be real. You don’t need to make stuff up in order to impress me.
*Please have a public & filled out profile*
Call me crazy, but I really need to know who I'm adding. If you’re too lazy to write something about yourself I’m not even remotely interested in whatever it is you have to offer.
Please be more than a walking penis or a talking vagina. I’m not impressed by your tools if that’s all there is. We all have genitals but it’s your personality that makes you stand out. Personalities are sexy.
ABOUT ME:
Authentic, emancipated, educated, intelligent, employed, rational, eccentric, feisty, gentle, witty, dorky, blunt, nerdy, stubborn, honest, independent, ecclectic, neurotic, sensitive, sceptic, respectful... one could say those apply to me.
I’m not a superficial skank. Never was, never will be. Not exactly a supermodel either btw.
I guess I’m more of a down to earth girl-next-door type. At least that’s what my shrink says.
I love to read, write, paint & draw for fun and I’m an amateur musician/composer (samples of my stuff are in my private video section) Nothing mindblowing or anything, just me expressing myself in all possible ways, fully aware of the fact that nobody gives a flying fuck..
I’m interested in pretty much anything: art, film, theatre, pop culture, history, current events, science, technology, human interest, entertainment.
I love creative and intelligent peeps with a dry sense of humor. The weirder the better.
In other words... If mean girls make fun of you because you’re an awkward 30 yr old virgin who still wears Star Wars pyjamas and likes math and mozart: NG’s friendslist is the right place for you, lol
Wanna know more about me? Read my blogs, join me at the forums or just ask. I won’t bite... hard :-P
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MUSICI have a very broad taste in music: jazz, classical, filmscores, electro, (classic) rock, punk, blues, golden oldies, folk, world music, contemporary stuff... not a big fan of r&b and hip hop |
MOVIESI have tons of DVD's: blockbusters, indies, foreign film, documentaries, animation, tv-shows, experimental stuff, comedyshows, cartoons etc. |
BOOKSSame thing with books... I'll read just about anything. This uber-nerd reads about 3-4 books a week. REAL books that is. Not the twilight or harry potter crap. |
HOBBIESReading, writing music, studying for fun, watching tv & movies, traveling, playing the piano, martial arts, collecting pretty things, fashion, cooking, gardening, retro and vintage stuff, photography, comedy, drawing, browsing the net, shopping... |
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