A little about me: I cheat, I smoke, and I have 13 tattoos, but only 3 are of women's names. I have a full photo album of me with my shirt off, both in front of my bathroom mirror and on the hood of my car, available upon request. I pop all my collars, sometimes two at a time, and I use a tanning bed at least twice a week. I have been evicted twice, I have been arrested thrice, and I consider my stalking and domestic abuse skills top-notch. Finally, I have a huge "member", I am unemployed, and occasionally dabble into the crystal meth every so often... but I think my best quality, is that I am a complete liar. If you are still reading this, that means you pick up on sarcasm fairly well, congrats. And although I was laying it on pretty thick, you still passed the first test. The sad thing is, some of you might be disappointed to find out that some of those things aren't true, which I find to be sad in itself. But to be completely honest (and in the spirit of keeping you guessing), two of those things mentioned above actually are true. I'm sure you can guess one, but $20 says you just went back to reread that entire sentence, and are hoping it's the.... popped collars.