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ABOUT ME

Soooo...mostly here for the free awesome home-made porn. But COULD be open to something more. {{Ok, this part is gonna sound a littlerough. I'm not TRYING to be a asshole here, but I an tired of settling for people who have no point of view and no ambition to get one! So..... 1. I don't care what party you are associated with(if any) but-if you have no opinions about politics - move on. I'm tired of trying to drink people smart! 2. If you are over the age of 25 and think that pretty-boy rock & roller wannabe boys are viable partners for anything other than several trips to the free clinic- then PLEASE move the (frick&frak) on! Again, I can drink you pretty, but I can't drink you smart! 3. If you've ever spent more than 300 bucks on a bag of drugs (other than pot, I know! I know! POT is "different"!), and/or ever thought The "Jackass" films were EVER funny (oddly enough those two seem to go together! hehehe) - well....you get the picture!}} But if you have a sense of humor, have at least an inkling what you would like to be t when you grow up and can love life even when it sucks? Well....then we should talk. Because,all and all, I (like most people) am looking for a heart of gold in the coal mine crap shoot that is this post-modern fucked-up world! So I joined this site, in the hopes of meeting interesting people I would have not met in my everyday life. So message me if you want to laugh, love, and maybe (just maybe!) create something that will let us leave this world a little better than how we found it! O! And I love capricious and narcissistic women. They remind me of myself! As long as you can manage to remain emotionally and sexually available, I will do my damnedest to do the same! But PLEASE don't (whatever you do!) ask me what kind of car I drive. I have a nice big penis. I don't need to compensate for anything. I ride the bus &/or walk. Im just saying....I'm just saying...... Thanks for checking me out! Also, if I invite you to private, I expect an invitation myself! Its only fair that if I'm helping to fill your spank bank, it shouldn't be that big of a thing for you to reciprocate! ;-D And FYI - my "privates" are AWESOME (pun intended!) Cheers! "And in all things strive to be defined, not by what you consume, but rather by what you create." -Anon & "Don't let the sin of 'what if?' stand in the way of the blessing of 'what's next?!'" -Anon BTW Any Institutions Using This Site Or Any Of Its Associated Sites For Studies Or Projects - You Do NOT Have My Permission To Use Any Of My Profile Or Pictures In Any Form Or Forum Both Current And Future. If You Have Or Do, It Will Be Considered A Serious Violation Of My Privacy And Will Be Subject To Legal Ramifications. It Is Recommended That Other Members Post A Similar Notice To This".

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MUSIC

Not much Rap. A little Country. Mostly Show tunes and Classic Rock....What?

MOVIES

Rocky Horror to Woody Allen. Not so much the knifekillflicks.

BOOKS

Sure! No. Thats too glib. Ummmm. Robert Anton Wilson to Stephen King to Tom Clancy to Doris Kearns Goodwin!
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HOBBIES

Comedy. Political Scientificating. Eating pussy Writing. Singing
tell me about yourself - the survey
name:Tim
birthday:April 26
birthplace:Syracuse, NY
current location:Pittsburgh, PA
eye color:hazel
hair color:bald
height:5'8"
right handed or left handed:right
your heritage:Half Polish/Half Irish & allergic to potatoes.True story!
the shoes you wore today:Work Boots
your weakness:a soft touch on my neck
your fears:Heights. President Palin
your perfect pizza:pepperoni, hot pepper rings and mushrooms
goal you would like to achieve this year:get the dvd produced!
your most overused phrase >
thoughts first waking up:Hmmmm
your best physical feature:magnetic (i'm told) eyes and devillish grin! ;-)
your bedtime:4 am....ish
your most missed memory:SUmmers in Iowa
pepsi or coke:Coke
macdonalds or burger king:McDonalds
single or group dates:single
lipton ice tea or nestea:Arizona Green Tea
chocolate or vanilla:Strawberry!
cappuccino or coffee:Earl Gray w/ honey
do you smoke:yes
do you swear:only when necessary
do you sing:have professionally
do you shower daily:yes
have you been in love:yes and am currently!
do you want to go to college:eh?
do you want to get married:yes and am! :-P
do you belive in yourself:yes
do you get motion sickness:no
do you think you are attractive:how could I not! Lmao!
are you a health freak:ummmmm...no
do you get along with your parents:eh?
do you like thunderstorms:yes
do you play an instrument:I sing pretty
in the past month have you drank alcohol:Nope. Sober for quite awhile now!
in the past month have you smoked:yes
in the past month have you been >
in the past month have you gone >
in the past month have you gone to a mall:Yes!...Once!
in the past month have you eaten a box of oreos:Sure
in the past month have you eaten sushi:ahhhhh...no
in the past month have you been >
in the past month have you been dumped:no
in the past month have you gone skinny dipping:no
in the past month have you stolen anything:no
ever been drunk:oh yeah! lol
ever been called a tease:oh yeah!
ever been beaten up:punched yes...beaten up? no
ever shoplifted:when I was a kid
how do you want to die:old age
what do you want to be when you grow up:comedian/talk show host
what country would you most like to visit:England
in a boy/girl..
favourite eye color:blue
favourite hair color:red
short or long hair:long
height:shorter than myself
weight:doesn't matter
best clothing style:bohemian
number of drugs i have taken:Just about all of em! lol
number of cds i own:20 or so
number of piercings:zero
number of tattoos:zero

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