Title: some REAL classified ads.
Date: 10/08/2008

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES. -------------------------------- FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG. ----------------------------- FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG. ------------------------------ GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. ------------------------------------- FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE A REWARD. ----------------------------------- 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer ---------------------------- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. ------------------------------- COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. ------------------------------- NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY. ------------------------------------- HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!" ----------------------------------------- GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. ------------------------------------------ NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - ... Read More »

Title: real pick up lines !
Date: 10/08/2008

Yep,these are Real pick up lines guys have used. Yep,some pretty LAME ones here lol. I Do like the Campbells soup one tho lol I noticed you noticing me, and I'd like to notify you that I noticed you, too. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? I haven't taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra. Are you Jamaican? 'Cause ja makin' me crazy. Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man? Hi, my name's Right ... Mr. Right. I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight. Did you hear the latest ... Read More »