WELCOME SONS OF FUCKING BITCHES






Whad up Mutha Fuckas? Imma write about how bored I am at this very second while typing this, to let you know that I'm always rather bored like this, but after I'm entertained, there's no boredom.. I believe my boredom is not having people around. Video games are sic. I am a Down Ass Bitch, always have been, always will be. Anyway, my name would be Kylie, JUGGALO RYDA, BITCH, ya dig, and I ramble on and on and on about random things, sometimes. I listen to music, lots of music, so does everyone else, yay! Now, I like to colour.. a lot. It's cool and pretty. Of course, what else would it be? You're supposed to make it that way, right? I'm told I'm smart, that's cool kuz if that was the case, I probably wouldn't be here or bored.. Like I said, I ramble and this is exactly what I'm doing in this box..




To tickle your fancy, I'll continue. I, sterotypically, am a Stoner. Fuck yeah, Stoner!! I like being one of these and if you have a problem with it, cordially take it up with my comment box it'll talk back, I swear. I'm sure I'll reply with something witty and aggrivating to piss you off kuz I'm mean like that, and I honestly don't care. I have a open mind until you act like an idiot, then it's very closed and my mouth is very open, they switch spots if you're a dumbass, although most of the time I often keep to myself, unless addressed.




I'm no psycho bitch, just kuz I have a vagina doesn't mean I deserve the right to be a dizzy, crazy cunt, so yeah. PMS, ladies, is all in your head kuz I'm no psycho =) I hate sluts and most of ya skuzzy bitches are, so go stand on a corner and make me ma money, ho! I like to swear, it's wonderful. I'll never stop, so don't ask me to.




I enjoy driving, not kuz it's an escape or whatever, just kuz I'm good at it. Better than most people would expect. I like to get drunk, as well. I'm a party girl, prolly always will be. You can seriously always catch me at a party, especially if I don't have to work.




Fuckheads, I don't try to be unique everything comes from my brain whenever and however I put it. I don't care if it sounds cool.. I don't care if it is cool. Either way, it's simply not unique or creative. It's just like everyone else, really. I hate the american government, very much, a lot!




Yeah, so I think I'll end this, I've given you miscreants enough to read, good luck and MCL to tha Wikkit Wikkit Mo' Fackos Swingin tha Mo' Fuckin Hatchet, Peace. *<3*






THROW ME YOUR CHANGE, OR GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY CIRCUS TENT






.:About Me:.

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name:: Kylie
middle name:: Ann
birthday:: July 23rd, 1989.
birthplace:: Ann Arbor.
height:: 5'5
eye color:: Blue.
zodiac sign:: Leo.
hair color:: I dunno, this brown colour.
glasses/contacts:: Contax for the moment. I used to have glasses.
braces:: Nope.
single or taken:: Taken.
bedtime:: Wheneva the fuck ah want, son.
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color:: Purple.
movie:: Good question.
artist/band:: There's a lot of those.
animal:: I dunno.
store:: I hate shopping, so fuck stores.
fruit:: Either strawberries or blueberries.
ice cream flavor:: Moose Traxxx or Vanilla Bean.
food:: Good food.
drink:: Liqour or beer.
TV show:: Fuck tv.
number:: 420.
day of the week:: Payday Friday.
.:Have You Ever?:.
Gone to a concert?: Yeah.
Ate something disgusting for money?: I think so. Prolly.
Lived in another state?: No.
been on a plane?: Yes.
gone to disneyland?: Yes.
been on a train?: Yup.
collected something?: Money!! I'm still collecting, if anyone would be interested in making donations to the Kylie fund, contact me for information =D Psyche!
gotten suspended?: Plenty of times.
gotten a detention?: Plenty of times.
.:This or That:.: That.
Burger King or McDonalds:: BK.
Pepsi or Coke:: McDonald's Coke owns the ropes for some unknown reason.
Day or Night:: Night.
Summer or Winter:: Summer.
Cellphone or Computer:: Cellular device.
Shorts or Skirt:: Skirt.
Chocolate or Vainilla:: Depends on what I'm eating that's chocolate or vanilla.
Pencil or Pen:: Pen.
Black or White:: White.
Hot or Cold:: Cold.
Ipod or Camera:: Camera.
.:Last Person:.
You Yelled at:: The dispatch lady at the Milan Police Department, HAHA.
Said They Love You:: Jeff.
Called You:: Bambi.
Hit You:: I don't fucking know...
time you laughed:: When I was typing who I yelled at. This isn't a person...
time you cried:: This evening when I found out that I'm being screwed by the law. This isn't a person either..
movie you watched:: Back to the Future... Uh, theses questions aren't human being related..
joke you told:: I dunno.
song you listen to:: Wherever I May Roam- llica, for those of you that don't know!!
time you looked at the time:: At like 9:33 PM.
drink you've had:: Water.
book you read:: You Don't Know Me. Forgot the author.
person to stay at your house:: Courtney like a month ago.
.:Can You:.
write with both hands:: Yes.
whistle:: Yup.
blow a bubble:: Uh-huh.
speak at least two languages:: Not fluently.
sing:: No.
type fast:: Depends, definietley if I know what I'm typing already.
walk with high heels:: Yes.
.:Do You:.
like anyone:: No, I hate everyone.
believe in God:: No.
listen to country:: Depends on the song.
like school?: No.
have tattoos:: No, but I want them.
have piercings:: Yes.
wear make-up:: Sometimes, but only eyeliner.
drive:: Yeah, untill the cops stole my vehicle.
believe in love at first sight:: Nope.
.:Are You:.
happy:: Yeah.
bored:: Well, if I wasn't bored I wouldn't be doing this.
hyper:: Yes.
listening to music:: Nope.
in love:: Yes.
going somewhere:: Nope.
good at math:: Certain math.
excited:: No.
good at sports:: Volleyball and basketball are my best ones.

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